All those awful things you've suspected... are TRUE!
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All those awful things you've suspected... are TRUE!
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The Ringmeister and Meester
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The Ringmeister is an uptight showman-- a ponderous, prepostrous, perverted, pompous windbag. Born Reginald Frothingham III, this aristocratic arse became bored with the usual debauchery found in his high-society circles. So he set off to scour the world for the finest circus performers money could buy. Well this would be true, except you'd have to replace the word "planet" with "immediate neighborhood", and the word "money" with "expired carwash coupons". Nobody is quite sure where his best-est buddy "meester" came from, but we think he was somehow surgically removed from the Ringmeister. And possibly stepped on. |
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