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All those awful things you've suspected... are TRUE!
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Flingo The Filthy Monkey
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Flingo is a rare Kaka-poochin monkey from the Dudu hills of Peru. As a baby, he was smuggled into the country in a jock strap, and I think he's still bitter about it. Wouln't you be? He shows his contempt by pelting the good folks with his favorite ammunition-- pure Flingo. His aim is exceptional, he can knock a peanut out of a fat kid's teeth from 30 yards. He doesn't show any pity, and he doesn't take any crap-- although he gives plenty. Of course his favorite target is the Ringmeister. He just loves to "stick it to the man" (literally). For as the Zen proverb goes.... a man without kness cannot duck. |
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