All those awful things you've suspected... are TRUE!
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All those awful things you've suspected... are TRUE!
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Ellaphat The Portly Pachyderm
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Ellaphat has a bit of a weight problem. Try not to stare, point, laugh, or look directly at him. If you make him upset you'll be sorry. "Big L" joined the circus a few years ago. Actually, the circus joined him. They found him at an abandoned car dealership, too friggin' fat to leave after the place closed up. The ringmeister, in his thriftiness, just staked a tend over him and set up the circus right there. Ellaphat doesn't really do much except complain about liberals and welfare, watch daytime trash TV, and eat Bucky Yuck's Brand Fried P-Nutz. Unfortunately, the expense of feeding this mastodon pretty much wipes out any profits for the year. |
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