Strap these things around your
neck NOW!These are your DOG TAGS
for the video-game WAR ZONE!

Heavy-Metal medallion swinging
from a 30" chain!

Comes with dandy full-color
packaging, like it was from
some kind of actual
RESPECTABLE COMPANY!

ORDER NOW

Only $7.99 each
or $69.99 for full set of 10

NOW WITH FREE SHIPPING!

Full Set includes exclusive
USS-MIDDLEPHINGER pendant!!

"Yay! We love
the blocky
hostility of
these primitive
video pendants."

-Some Game Nerd

All these strange people agree!

Except for one, who wouldn't pose until threatened.

And then pouted about it for hours.