People think think I'm insane*. They tell me to stop playing so many video games. The truth is, I stopped playing them a long time ago. Now they're playing me**. They're stepping in to fill the void while we LOOK THE OTHER DIRECTION.

I call them "graphics". They frighten me. They're all blocky and made of corners. I used to think of them as my friends. We used to have fun. Now they're getting in the way and I don't like them anymore. No matter how hard I pull on my joystick they just won't budge***.

I resent them. They don't belong here.

This is a top secret journal of things I'm already seeing in my everyday life. You will too. Mmm hm.

 

*But not because I am frowning all the time.
**Tokens only please-- no quarters.
***Um... nevermind.